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MOVIE REVIEW – Fury

Posted on 24 October 2014

MOVIE REVIEW FURY War is a…game Starring Brad Pitt, Shia LaBeouf, Logan Lerman, Michael Pena, Jon Bernthal; directed by David Ayer  by Doug Young   You’re about to set your eyes onto a world full of epic tank battles, furious skirmishes, and high-octane clichés. We’re talking, of course, about Fury. This guide is intended to […]

MOVIE REVIEW – The Zero Theorem

Posted on 06 October 2014

MOVIE REVIEW The Zero Theorem The cinematic replication theorem by Doug Young Starring Christoph Waltz, David Thewlis, Melanie Thierry, Lucas Hedges, Tilda Swinton, Matt Damon; directed by Terry Gilliam The main character of this film becomes reclusively obsessed with receiving a return call of a previous land-line phone call from someone that he believes will tell him the meaning of his life. […]

MOVIE REVIEW – DAWN OF THE PLANET OF THE APES

Posted on 19 September 2014

MOVIE REVIEW Dawn of the Planet of the Apes Simian Cinema Starring Andy Serkis, Jason Clarke, Gary Oldman, Keri Russell; directed by Matt Reeves This week’s review is written by Caesar,  an ape critic who can amazingly utter  rudimentary English (as opposed to French,  or Portuguese, or Swahili) with some helpful translation: “Grunt akkk humans uhhh […]

MOVIE REVIEW – 22 Jump Street

Posted on 23 July 2014

MOVIE REVIEW “22 JUMP STREET” “HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON 2″ by Doug Young HOW TO WRITE ABOUT 22 SEQUELS 22 Jump Street Starring Channing Tatum, Jonah Hill, Ice Cube, Wyatt Russell, Amber Stevens; directed by Phil Lord and Christopher Miller How to Train Your Dragon 2 Starring the voices of Jay Baruchel, Cate Blanchett, […]

MOVIE REVIEW – Snowpiercer

Posted on 23 July 2014

MOVIE REVIEW “SNOWPIERCER” by Doug Young CLICK ON THE TWO IMAGES BELOW TO READ CLICK BELOW FOR IMAGE #1 CLICK BELOW FOR IMAGE #2 Unfortunately we can’t describe Doug Young adequately in strictly iambic pentameter, so we’ll just tell you that he is an award-winning (and poetic) film critic and that he is “Filmoholic” Critic […]

MOVIE REVIEW – Life Itself (documentary on Roger Ebert)

Posted on 23 July 2014

MOVIE REVIEW “LIFE ITSELF” A documentary about the life, and death, of film critic Roger Ebert by Doug Young I arrived at the theater and took a seat in my favorite location — on the aisle in the section to the right of the screen (as you face forward) about midway back so that the […]

MOVIE REVIEW – Captain America

Posted on 10 May 2014

MOVIE REVIEWS “Captain America” by Doug Young Unfortunately we can’t describe Doug Young adequately in strictly iambic pentameter, so we’ll just tell you that he is an award-winning (and poetic) film critic and that he is “Filmoholic” Critic Man, aka Doug Young, who is a senior environmental policy advisor to Colorado Gov. John Hickenlooper, his […]

MOVIE REVIEW – The Unknown Known

Posted on 09 May 2014

MOVIE REVIEWS “The Unknown Known” by Doug Young MOVIE:  THE UNKNOWN KNOWN WE KNOW THE UNKNOWN TOP SECRET MEMORANDUM To: Colorado Republicans From: Unknown Knowers Date: April 12, 2014 Re: The Unknown Known, a  documentary of former Defense  Secretary Donald Rumsfeld A new documentary called The Unknown Known has been released to coincide with the […]

MOVIE REVIEW – NOAH

Posted on 09 May 2014

MOVIE REVIEWS “NOAH” by Doug Young MOVIE:  NOAH WHAT WOULD DEMOCRATS DO from the “Book of Demcrat, Chapters 6-12 Chapter 6: Noah Cometh 6:1: And the Democrats said, “Let there be enlightened public policies.” 6:2: And lo, the blessed children of Holy Woodland doth bring forth a film, created in the image of our Lord […]

MOVIE REVIEW – The Lego Movie

Posted on 24 February 2014

MOVIE REVIEWS “THE LEGO MOVIE” by Doug Young   Unfortunately we can’t describe Doug Young adequately in strictly iambic pentameter, so we’ll just tell you that he is an award-winning (and poetic) film critic and that he is “Filmoholic” Critic Man, aka Doug Young, who is a senior environmental policy advisor to Colorado Gov. John […]